This morning as I was drinking my iced coffee (It started out hot, but then I forgot about it...so I added ice and milk), I took to the internet to figure out how to make our lilac bush grow bigger. We planted it a couple of years ago, but it doesn't seem to be growing larger or yielding many blooms. Do I sound smart when I say "yielding"? Yes? Okay! Yielding! Wait, is that even the correct term? Screw it, whatever. Losers.
I started typing my query into the Google search bar. In many cases, I absolutely love Google's suggested searches. It finishes my thought, I can quit typing and make a selection.
However, today...I was having a tough time wording my question, hoping Google would just help me out, but instead I got the most ridiculous suggestions that weren't pertinent to my search at all!
So here is my search on Google: How to make your lilac bush grow larger
First, as I typed "How to make" it suggested:
- How to make a resume
- How to make jello shots
- How to make a hard boiled egg
- How to make your hair grow longer
- How to make yourself throw up
- How to make your breasts bigger
I was going to finish my search with: "How to make your lilac bush..." and it came up with:
- How to make your lil bastard use the toilet
- how to make your lil bastard stop drinking